zoomie crunch · 13g a bar · handmade in austin
banana pistachio
Whole pistachios and dried banana over chocolate, honey holding it together. The prettiest one on the counter, and the one people quietly don't share.
Contains: Milk, Coconut, Pistachios
Meet the 3-Pack Banana Pistachio Zoomie Crunch — the perfect mix of smooth banana flavor, crunchy pistachios, and clean caffeinated energy designed to keep you moving all day long.
This isn’t your average energy snack. Zoomie Crunch combines real ingredients, dehydrated caffeinated chocolate, and natural guarana energy into one crave-worthy bite that fuels your workouts, study sessions, work shifts, and late-night grinds without the overload of sugar found in traditional energy drinks.
Every pack delivers:
✔ Sweet banana flavor with a satisfying pistachio crunch
✔ 111mg of guarana-powered caffeine energy
✔ Smooth, longer-lasting focus without the heavy crash
✔ Convenient grab-and-go fuel for busy lifestyles
✔ Made with ingredients sourced locally from HEB
✔ Less sugar than traditional energy drinks
Why choose one when you can grab a 3-pack and stay stocked up for the week?
Whether you’re heading to the gym, campus, work, or the road, Banana Pistachio Zoomie Crunch gives you the energy to lock in and keep going.
Powered by guarana from the Brazilian Amazon, Zoomie Crunch delivers a smoother energy experience that helps support focus, motivation, and productivity without the extreme jitters of many synthetic caffeine products.
what's in it
Ingredients you can pronounce.
- Kettle corn (popcorn, sugar, salt)
- Milk chocolate
- Sugar
- Pistachios
- Dried banana
- Honey
- Cream of coconut
- Guarana extract
Contains: Milk, Coconut, Pistachios. Made by hand in one kitchen — cross-contact with other allergens is possible.
the panel
Nutrition, plainly.
| Serving size | 1 bar (13g) |
| Calories | 48 |
| Total fat | 2.4g |
| Total carbohydrate | 6.6g |
| — of which sugars | 5.9g |
| Protein | 0.9g |
| Sodium | 31mg |
| Caffeine (from guarana) | 111mg |
Values are kitchen estimates pending the certified panel.
caffeine, plainly
It's a real dose.
111mg caffeine per bar. Not recommended for children, or for people who are pregnant, breastfeeding, or sensitive to caffeine. Do not exceed 3 bars in 24 hours.
If coffee late in the day keeps you up, treat this bar the same way. It is caffeine that happens to taste like a snack — that is the whole point.
shipping & the fine print
Straight from the kitchen.
Made in a home kitchen in Austin, Texas. This product is not inspected by the Texas Department of State Health Services.
Orders ship from Austin. Shipping scope beyond Texas is being confirmed — the checkout will only offer what's allowed.