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Zoomie

terms

Terms of service

Last updated August 2026. Working template — to be reviewed by counsel before launch.

The product

Zoomie Crunch is a caffeinated snack. Each bar carries 111mg of caffeine from guarana. It is made for adults — not for children, and not for people who are pregnant, breastfeeding, or sensitive to caffeine. Do not exceed 3 bars in 24 hours.

It is made by hand in a home kitchen in Austin, Texas, under the Texas cottage food law, and is not inspected by the Texas Department of State Health Services.

Ordering

Prices are shown at checkout and can change between batches. An order is accepted when it ships. If we can't fulfil something — small batches run out — we refund it, fast and without drama.

Allergens

Every flavour contains milk and coconut; Almond Coffee contains almonds; Banana Pistachio contains pistachios. Everything is made in one kitchen, so cross-contact is possible. Read the panel before you eat.

Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, our liability is limited to the price of the product you bought. Caffeine affects people differently — read the label, know yourself.

Contact

Questions about these terms: zoomiecrunch@gmail.com. A person answers.